Mark thy calendar for Friday, April 23, for it’s Talk Like Shakespeare Day! 
Mayor Richard M. Daley didst proclaim that all shouldst honor the birthday of William Shakespeare. ‘Tis simple to speaketh like the Bard:
- Instead of you, say thou or thee(and instead of y’all,
say ye). - Rhymed couplets are all the rage.
- Men are Sirrah, ladies are Mistress, and your friends are all called Cousin.
Visit ye old website for more tips on speaking like Shakespeare. Even a knave canst do it!
